ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.

If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011

poopy man tv

a man on tghe = pooptv lol

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy maaaaaaaaan tvvvvvvvvvv is so poopt =y tv poopy man tv

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

tv repairman

Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".

Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job".

by Gartica January 22, 2024

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

TV

America's top selling drug.

Honey, have you finished your report yet? No mom, I was too busy watching Pretty Little Liars on TV

by Enrique Goldberg March 14, 2016

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021