smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.

Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter

by loma_prieta January 9, 2014

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.

OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!

by tpnoll February 5, 2016

gracie farmer

A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts

Gracie Farmer is a stud

by Kool Kind Kid June 7, 2016

Sweat Farmer

A person who is obsessed with doing a certain thing often something insignificant so well that they worry about if constantly and annoy those around them

i finally got my huuuuuuge base setup after 4 hours of grinding! (instead of playing the game)
your such a sweat farmer

by TumourToad March 11, 2017

James Farmer

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."

James farmer was a civil rights activist leader

by Leftnipple January 30, 2017

pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017