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Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.
I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.
by Neuticle September 30, 2021
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GAS factor

Give-a-shit factor low is comparable to 0 fucks being given, and/or a high happiness factor; inshallah.
My GAS factor is pegged at 1, guy. Good luck with that.
by Choco-T July 18, 2021
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The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
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Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.
Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."
by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021
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Bud Factor

Pronunciation buhd fak-ter
Noun
The gross exaggeration or embellishment of everyday events; can often times be complete fabrications.
"I came home from work and drank a 12 pack"

(After employing the Bud Factor, that 12 pack was suddenly only 3 beers)
by Badger Brother Bear September 29, 2012
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Form Factor B

A woman with a belly that sticks out as far her tits do and sometimes beyond them. From the side she will resemble the capital letter "B".
Sometimes (inappropriately) used to refer to a woman in late pregnancy.
Dude, just cuz my girl is knocked up, that doesn't make her a Form Factor B. Once it drops she'll be back to normal.
by Lambskin22000 September 7, 2013
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I-factor

Competitive party game. Each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their iPod/phone. Winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. Best played intoxicated.
"Oh man, this party's so borrring"
"What we need is a good dose of I-factor!"
(whoop whoop)
by Wammycat August 28, 2013
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