Epic Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with the phrase 'Fortnite bad, Minecraft good!!' Probably a virgin
by YeBoiJeck October 15, 2019
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Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
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epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.
"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"
by heylol September 21, 2011
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Epic Win

Adj. -An expression of happiness and/or elation and/or awe at an event that has taken place.
"Hey, that test today was canceled!" "Alright! Epic win!"

"Did you see how far I kicked that?" "Wow, that was a pretty epic win move right there."
by Sora-chan May 30, 2009
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Epic Fail

An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.
boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!
by water_pong_is_for_fags April 25, 2009
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Epic Fail

A an attemp at something that fails so badly that its epic
THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL!
by Skleeels December 31, 2008
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epic fail

Fail that works beyond one's own expectations of fail
A play that exemplifies epic fail: "Springtime for Hitler and Germany"
by Sp!kY April 29, 2008
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