douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

douchebag

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009

Douchbag

A whimpy or weak kid, usually used to refer to a whimpy or weak boy who does not have balls.

Edwin is a douchbag!

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

douchebag

brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife

You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.

by kissmy*** October 18, 2009

douchebag

A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality.
Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage

Why do police have to be such Douchebags

Wow, even when not in uniform; he's still a douchebag

by Sallie_420 October 15, 2006

douchebag

A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.

"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer! What a douchebag!"

by ronin July 9, 2004

douchebag

a vile obnoxious piece of shit.

joe lieberman is a douchebag.

by hedda April 3, 2007