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Donkey Puncher

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008
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DONK

A term shortened from donkey . Ie that football players playing like a right donk. Or why does he keep donking his money away at poker this rich webo
The big donk has just arrived at the don valley hotel
by Cream de la crust February 6, 2020
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donkey licker

1. A person that licks someone elses balls
2. Someone who licks a donkey
1. You fucking donkey licker, you fucking broke my sandwich!
2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
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padonka donk

That full, round, and juicy ass. Mostly of the Afro-American, or J-Lo persuasion.
"did you see that ass? Dammmmn, she got tha padonka donk"
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big floppy donkey dick

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"
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donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.
Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.
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Swamp Donkey

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
by The m00z January 11, 2006
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