by Bobolofskis July 21, 2017

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".
Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"
The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"
by Scottsdale Special March 2, 2011

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020

Donald Trump is a dude with tiny hands and orange skin. It also translates to "get that wrinkly penis off of me"
by I am jossica August 17, 2017

by mm9019729 August 14, 2017

Donald Trump should leave his brain to science.after all, the scientists are the ones with the microscopes it'd take to find it.
by PlatinumBeast August 8, 2016
