port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 08, 2014
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Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"
by ForestGuy July 22, 2023
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Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap
Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking
by MrP1972 January 06, 2021
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Dock and blow

When 2 guys put there dicks together by putting their dick head in the others foreskin then ejaculates
by 333bam July 23, 2024
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Tapatio docking

Same as docking (when two people force their pienises together hard enough that their forskins touch) except they are both wearing sombreros.
He Mark, I got the sombreros for my birthday and I’m feeling frisky. I was wondering if you want to come to my house and try tapatio docking?
by Smellmyfinget January 12, 2019
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 03, 2010
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Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.
Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.
by D.isfor.Donut August 27, 2021
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