self docking

inserting implements (of your/or someone else choice into your manhole/japseye/ureathera. Ace.

I was self docking last sunday with a bic. it was swell.

by samryanjames June 29, 2006

dock rock

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.

Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!

by wildmilechamp September 3, 2006

docking

The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.

I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!

by The professor and Mary Anne August 16, 2007

Cock Dock

A place with a penis wielding person can insert their penis into.

Ex: "Dude! That chick is a national cock dock. I wouldn't do it."

Ex: Girl "CAMERON! My mouth is not a cock dock!"

Boy "But Taylor..."

Girl "No!! Not a cock dock."

by Radadadadadadadadada July 27, 2010

Dock'ed

It is a slang word for the famous swear-word Dickhead It is used by most Gangsta people...and of course the famous species 'chav'. Dock'ed has the same meaning as the word dickhead.

Woahhhh, i'm gunna bang you out Dock'ed!

by Emma/Smemma September 20, 2005

Docking

The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.

His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.

by monkey_man April 25, 2006

Dock

1) A pier on the shore, port or areas on or along the coast.
2) The act of ones penis penetrating another penis's foreskin.
3)Acronym for Dong Of Cock King

1) Jacob loved having sex on the dock.
2)When news of Derek went around that he went docking, people ridiculed him by yelling "HAH! GAY!"
3)Mia said feeling D.O.C.K inside her was her life's dream.

by bukkake master elite July 11, 2015