dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

dirt jams

a song that is rap or hip hop.

Shane, "I be playin me a dirt jams"
Chris Meier, "Is dis Tupac?"

by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013

Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.

Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.

by Salt001 May 9, 2013

nut dirt

The salt and other seasonings inside a can of nuts, leftover after you have eaten all the nuts.

Did you empty all the nut dirt out of that can before you stored your change in it?

by bob morales March 2, 2015

Vagina dirt

noun, When you pull down the panties and you don't know if it's sand, critters or cat litter.

Man 1: Her vagina dirt was so extensive I had to use a paint scraper before accessing.
Man 2: That vagina dirt was so thick it reminded me of a dirt and worm cupcake.

by Ksofm666 April 27, 2015

Cheese Dirt

The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.

After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.

by Foxingham August 20, 2016