Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

dickled

to be tickled tickled with a dick penis for another's entertaimment, or there sexual gratification, or your own sexual gratification

it's all fun and games, until you wake up in a gaol cell being dickled

by tocts September 5, 2019

Dingleberry juice

If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.

"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting

by DJ PJs May 20, 2021

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

by JL May 13, 2003

quandele dingle

a quandele dingle can be referred to as the most charming, attractive, ass slapping, ball fondling, nose shlagin black mf you’ll ever see.

guy 1- “bro did you see fredrick last night all in that ladies woman snake?” guy 2- “yeah bro he went full on quandele dingle”

by quandele dingle May 30, 2022

dingleberry pie

The act of licking someone's hairy anus.

I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.

by Biff McQuaid November 24, 2006

Dinkler

A penis

You are such a dinkler

by dinkler69 June 21, 2011