A dad who smoke weed and own horses. They have a weird southern agent. They mostly have a Country mom as a wife. Their kids are secretly going into the city to escape the country. The smoke weed.
My country dad
by Hey kiddo February 09, 2021
When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
2. A variant of friend-zoned
3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
by PandaExpress lover May 29, 2018
A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.
That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!
by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021
by Lake fun April 14, 2020
Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.
1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"
by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020
by jusserchn December 27, 2011