Cranking Dat JonJon

Cumming into handful of toilet paper or paper towels, and then throwing it at the girls back so that is splatters and sticks to her back.
I'm thinking about Cranking Dat JonJon on mah gurl tonightt!!
by mouseftw. October 07, 2008
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paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.
Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash
by rkt5 May 23, 2010
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Crank Dat Lieberman

When a guy asks for head after a platonic sleepover.
"Tonight, I'm gonna Crank Dat Lieberman with my friend"
by NY-SEE January 23, 2010
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dats what happens

a phrase utilized to indicate the cause-and-effect and/or obvious nature of a particular event or gangster circumstance.
guy 1: "yo dawg, my girl has been steppin' out. yo."
guy 2: "dats what happens when she be permiscuous. yo!"
by kire123 November 23, 2009
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crank dat roosevelt

To do an A-level Unit 4 Edexcel Nuffield Chemistry past paper.
Bruv, I decided to crank dat roosevelt. I got 60% aliez.
by naviman January 18, 2009
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hulk dat hoe

a morbidly obese man, after nailing a chick throws green paint over his body, yells in triumph "im the hulk bitch" and smashes through a wall and runs away naked
he hulk dat hoe the other day and it was good
to hulk someone
Hulikism - from the latin word hulkoshpokish, meaning "flying green blimp/fat man"
by --TurkeyGonads-- July 11, 2008
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