cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017

cousee

Coolest well-known nigga,who is getting the cheques.keep chicks to always catch feelings.

I'm the cousee

by splease July 30, 2017

Cousin Snacks

A technician at Pepsi who tried to help snacks as much as he could.

Cousin Snacks held snacks by the hand.

by PepsiPro June 12, 2018

Cousin

A person that is born from an aunt or uncle and when they little, they seem to be annoying little liers that get family in trouble.

Yo, my cousin lied to his mother and told her that I hit when I didn't.

by Saiyan Prodigy February 18, 2019

cousintry

To text your cousin at the same time, or have the awareness that he/she may text you

Sends text at same time “that’s dat cousintry shit right there!”

by Cousintry December 11, 2020