Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

Crystal Wreath

Crystal Wreath

a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.

by Han from myspace December 23, 2021

Crystal Hotsprings

Where Zack, Landon, Jarek, Rusten, Carter, and Douglas work.

He probably works at Crystal Hotsprings

by crusty69696969696969 August 26, 2022

catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important

Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam

by #Molife05# September 09, 2018

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021

Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."

Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.

by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018

happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019