Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

Crystal Ball

Noun; Cell Phone

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.

by TumescentMule May 31, 2025

Crystal

Crystal is very beautiful although very introverted and sometimes often taken as being stuck up due to her lack of social skills. Crystals can be very funny when she opens up and lets herself go into comedy mode. Crystal is a bit self centered at times and will skip her only sisters daughters wedding because she just got a puppy, sort of things.

A Crystal is funny but not a friend you’d count on showing up.

by HJ1111 July 8, 2025

Crystal

A girl who is like that

Damn She is Crystal

by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021

crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓

Crystal Starbucks

by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022