crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008

Crofty

Any person that likes to laze about in a shady, preferrably underground area, avoids the sun and is generally awesome.

"Why is that kid sitting under an umbrella? It's a beuatiful day out!"
"Dude, he's a Crofty, it's what he does."

by Goilak February 19, 2009

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

sidney crosby

the best hockey player in the world, next to wayne gretsky. he scored the winning goal in the gold medal game against USA, in the Vancouver 2010 winter olympics. he is a canadian ice hockey player, and is very hot.

did you see that shot? well sidney crosby shot it.

by crosbyfan993 November 10, 2010

crosby

An inexplicably beautiful girl with a smile that makes you go weak in the knees and a laugh that warms your heart.

A Crosby kinda girl...the kind you see in pictures.

by pr0nfish April 20, 2008