Creep Ridin

When you cruise around a party, wedding, nightclub, etc. scoping out the ladies from a safe distance with the intent to eventually approach and hit on. Short for "Creep Riding"
Kyle: Dude, Jose is Creep Ridin on those girls
Edwin: At least he's not just creepin on them
Marcus: GRIMACE!
by C Ridah January 18, 2009
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Creep

A person feeling so unlovable/unattractive he or she doesn’t dare to actually engage in mutual connection and flirting, but rather engages with a fantasy version of the crush and thus displays weird and intense behaviour.

Often more attuned to the persons own deep longing for intimacy than the other person and might therefore show creepy behaviour towards almost anyone.

Needs to love themselves better and stop relating to fantasies rather than reality.
“He’s such a creep, hope he can turn that intense craving for my love back on himself and love himself better”
by murchannal November 22, 2024
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Creep Around

Similar to the brilliant reach-around, but rather than a stroke and a poke, a gentle cradling of the balls and some sweet
talking is in order.
Dang shorty. What you got on that creep around? Keep the creep on the down low.
by Beerbattered March 24, 2011
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Creep

Abraham is a creep
by ShawdyWild May 18, 2018
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Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.
Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death
by Wheelburra May 6, 2021
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Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023
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