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Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
mugGet the Coffee crackmug.

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018
mugGet the Tea crackingmug.

crack line

A very profitable way to make money although really heaty and demanding. Often requires operators to drive around evading police for hours on end. Popular way to sell drugs in BC.
My crack line is bumpin!
Fucking jimmys trying to steal my junkies off my crack line
by vanbcrime September 23, 2009
mugGet the crack linemug.

Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.
Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.
by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018
mugGet the Crack Bromug.

Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.
A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .
by Chrizone May 30, 2018
mugGet the Crack Beltmug.

cracked stick

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"
by Bagstrap January 24, 2014
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crack rape

When surrounded by crackheads and they all join forces and start acting out of pocket. You begin to fear a rape may follow
Hector and his friends got crack raped in the McDonalds. They barely made it out alive
by Mr Rick James III May 17, 2022
mugGet the crack rapemug.

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