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Conner Herb

Anything that bears this title is typically a fat whale, and they really could use some exercise.
Did you see that whale… such a Conner Herb
by Nigologies29 August 13, 2021
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Conética

A kind of story someone tells trying to state a fact that isn't all true or is generally dressed with little lies to make it funnier.
Octavio told us that tap water in Granada came directly from Lanjarón fountains. There's no question it's a great conética as I almost vomit just to smell it while taking a shower. What a funny bird!
by Colageno September 5, 2021
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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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connellan

Wow, you've come this far in the dictionary.
"Connellan" is an Irish descended name, Before people translated It to english. If you are unfortunate enough to have this surname, Better luck next life.
Mr. Connellan, Can you please shut the fuck up, and not be all talk
by a kid in school with no life February 28, 2022
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Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.
Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).
by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Conner

The best fucking brother a person could ask for. Caring, kind, funny, pure hearted. He has the best intentions.
"bro, have you met Sidney's brother?"
"are you talking about Conner? Hell fucking yes I did! He's great!
by requiemsrequiem July 8, 2023
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