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Chain of Command

Three men blowing each other in a friendly manner, forming a fun side ways chain. Requires a minimum of three men and is only gay on Thursday evenings.
We couldn’t get laid on Wednesday so we decided to form a chain of command, good thing it wasn’t a day later.
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half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.
Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.
by Olin Oden December 25, 2007
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Eleventh Commandment

"Do not bullshit thy father."

Quote made by Jenny Cavilleri in the 1970 movie Love Story, refering to what her father told her when she was going to Marry a millionair
Jenny - "He reminded me of the Eleventh Commandment."
Oliver - "Eleventh?"
Jenny - "Do not bullshit thy father."
by freund April 13, 2010
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commando grandma

A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.
Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.
by Cransdell December 13, 2006
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Cut Lunch Commando

A certain individual that has a thing for one night stands with girls/guys in relationships.
Guy1: "Hey, doesn't Stacey have a boyfriend..?"
Guy2: "Yeah, why?"
Guy1: "You were making out with her in the corner for like 2 hours. You're such a Cut Lunch Commando."
Guy2: "Heh. Yeah."
by Envyeff June 15, 2010
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Total Commando

Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"
Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!

Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...
by awsometastic12 July 24, 2011
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13th royal commandos

Backstabbing bunch of noobs who couldnt fight there way out of a wet paper bag. Should all be kicked in the bollocks and fed to the pigs
Wankers!
retards noobs cunts indescribably annoying bunch of pricks
by Blah November 20, 2004
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