College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.

Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"

by Bassophile September 5, 2011

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

by BM82 January 9, 2015

Trident College

Trident college is a place like no other, some could even call it a prison. With a bunch of ugly bitches mixed with gay niggas, it ranks amongst the top 10 weirdest places in africa. If you call a place "Trident College", then it is most likely a shit hole full of ugly babes.

Damn! You babe looks like shes from Trident College

by CHlEF September 10, 2022

college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023

madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter

“oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”

by gods_wonky_teeth April 16, 2020

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014