COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

COD God

Jerry Christ

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God

by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024

Darian The cod kid

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.

Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.

by thetransition April 17, 2025

COD

a sexy girl with a big fat bum, called ellie sykes

Ellie sykes is a cod

by hehrhrhrheheurrh May 31, 2025

COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 11, 2023

cod men

call of duty men

“if cod men were real i would take them all at once”
“two hands two holes one mouth”

by königs left testicle August 20, 2023