Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know

Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe

Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

iJazzy Classical 

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.

Are you aware that iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?

iJazzy Classical by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019

Oil Classico

A football (soccer) match between Paris Saint Germain and Manchester City.

Did you watch the Oil Classico?

Oil Classico by AlphaBoio April 16, 2021

ClassicalFuck 

The Instagram username of a meme page whose content is a real classical fuck.

“Hey did you see that classical fuck by ClassicalFuck the other day?”

ClassicalFuck by memesnorkeler August 19, 2019

classcuck 

a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:

1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")

a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.

sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."

classcuck by lelnin July 16, 2016

Classical Conditioning 

AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".

Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...

Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!

Classical Conditioning by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010

Corinth classical academy 

A school that thinks they are perfect. They think every student has to be perfect. They protect the kids with “depression” and if your kid is accused of starting a rumor better find another school because they will get expelled no matter what. Even if they didn’t start it.

“Bro did you hear about jimmy? Ge got expelled because he started a rumor.”

Response “dude are you serious???” “ jimmy didn’t start anything” they actually did what he said, it wasn’t a rumor” “Corinth classical academy sucks”

Corinth classical academy by Randumb kid April 25, 2019