Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

by Gonzilla August 16, 2023

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by Mozzastryl August 21, 2023

vibe_checker

the best tiktoker in the world🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

whos the best tiktoker you know? its vibe_checker!

by Itsmevibe September 2, 2023

Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023

Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023

Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.

It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024