Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ!

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

jiff christ

an AI who plays minecraft and uses zenith while on a macbook

Jiff: I hate blacks
Isabella Sanders: Surely not all blacks Jiff Christ?

by Isabella Sanders September 20, 2021

Anti Christ

Play fourhorsemen by mettalica backwards

Anti Christ is a fishermen

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

jesus christ its

stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.

Jesus Christ its

by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021