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Jesus christ

Our lord that will protect us from the homos.
-Look it's jesus christ

-amen
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A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
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Christ-tard

A Christian with low intelligence. Usually also extremely devoted to the religion and homophobic.
Most american Christians are Christ-tards.
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christ-yves

Every Christ-yves to get what they expect when the time is right they are hopeful and careful to the most little things so most most of Christ-yves is Carrie important knowledge and they might be really successful in life some of Christ-yves is never give up on what’s right
Trust all christ-yves
by Drey jetaime November 24, 2021
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Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
Hym "And thus, The Manufactured Christ vs The Manual Anti-Christ."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
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Jesus Christ

A man who loved you so much that he died for you. The man you were designed to love from the beginning. He is your missing piece and the only thing that can make you feel whole again! He created an entire universe to show you how special you truly are, and even allowed you to follow him into heaven despite how horrible all of man kind treats him. Constantly using his name in vein, cursing people out, murdering without reason, lying(includes not telling the whole truth), stealing, and many more things that we don't even know are wrong. But that's why Jesus died! So that we can accept the gift he offers us (eternity with him) so that we can feel his awesome love! You may think I'm wrong and want to disprove me, and you might think you have though you haven't! Because his existence is a proven fact along with his resurrection, his love, and us being his creation.

You may have questions like "well why hasn't he came to earth"
He did and we killed him.
Or maybe you're wondering "then who created God?"
You think something without a beginning needs a beginning, but scientists say that the universe didn't begin at a point in time either. It just "was". God just "was" as well. Except he wasn't suddenly just "was" he was always "was". Believing the universe came from a spec of nothing is probably worse than believing in the existence of God when you look at everything these scientists really say.
Person: Jesus Christ died for you!
by #Faithinhim February 26, 2024
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