chode-smoker 

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

chode-smoker by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode 

when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode

#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!

Chode by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008

Chode 

cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

Chode by my idol January 5, 2009

Chode 

When a penis is wide then it is long

6 inches wide 5 inches long

Chode by k Schizzle February 10, 2003

Chode 

A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"

Chode by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004

chode 

A dick that has more circumfrence that longevity... like a damn can of tuna

Jimmy is the Chode!!!

chode by A.Dizzle November 15, 2006

chode 

A fat persons dick that is wider than it is long!!!!!!!!!!

"you hairy chode licker"

chode by sex_lover094 August 21, 2006