Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."

I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010

Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.

I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.

by Strumeister February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.

To name a magazine Canada's History would be more explicit than The Beaver.

by colbertnation! February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.

Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.

by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.

by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.

-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010