cheese weasel 

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

cheese weasel by akb427 December 15, 2007

cheese paper 

The wax paper that cheeseburgers come in. Called so from the cheese remnants stuck to the paper. Often a delicacy.

Dude, you going to eat your cheese paper?

cheese paper by Matthew Green January 21, 2005

Cheese eating surrender monkey 

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

Cheese eating surrender monkey by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

cheese baby 

noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.

Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles

cheese baby by moominX July 1, 2010

Cheese On Bread 

A Bajan word used commonly to describe a situation, place, or object. Used mainly as an expression

Cheese on bread !! look at that girls body!!

Cheese on bread !! i dont wana go into work today...

You have got to be joking... Cheese on bread!...

Cheese On Bread by Kyle Rodrigues July 1, 2007

cheese it 

adverb:
1) to run away from a member of law enforcement or authority.

Derived from the jive talk word from the 50's era. First said in the movie West Side Story.

"Cheese it fellas, it's the fuzz"

cheese it by Rachel Horowitz September 15, 2006

Cheese it 

To overcome unfavorable odds or tackle a situation in an unconventional manner.

We are losing this fight but we can cheese it by abusing a glitch that reduces the enemies damage.

Cheese it by Novelion February 10, 2019