BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online

He's blooming

by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025

Bloompkin

A rimjob while taking a shit.

I was dropping a plopper when my good buddy, Bimmie, came in and gave me a Bloompkin.

by DrRubber March 17, 2025

Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.

Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.

by Info2go April 4, 2025

Bloomberg effect

Named after Walter Bloomberg, a person on X/Twitter who tweeted false information on trump’s pause on tariffs. An effect that happens when the market briefly spikes after investors hear false information about something.

The first instance of the Bloomberg effect happened on April 7th, 2025 when an account by the name of “Walter Bloomberg” tweeted unverified information that trump would put a 90 day pause on tariffs with the exception of china. This caused Dow, NASDAQ, &, S&P 500’s stocks to briefly spikes after investors heard the news.

by Startupedition April 8, 2025

Bloomy rind

A Australian slang for a rimjob

"I gave Sheila a bloomy rind last night"

by Viol3t February 2, 2026

bloomers

the name people in Dubai use when they’re talking about THE florist... not a florist. basically the final boss of flower shops.. if the bouquet came from Bloomers, you already know its of the highest quality possible and always the most beautiful

"where did you get that bouquet from its amazing?" - luci
"oh just bloomers" - david

by sillybilly67 March 1, 2026

Blooms

Blooms (stylized as Bl∞ms) is a fandom called to the Filipino girl group BINI. The name Bloom reflects Bini's journey and symbolizes the beginning of springtime, that there is always beauty after every cold trial.

Hello Blooms! How are you?

by the hitman hart May 19, 2025