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blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
by K Charb December 29, 2007
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Blimp Shot

The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.
Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.
by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010
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Blind woman

It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.
Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!
by crazyboybg March 18, 2011
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Blima

Blima is a Hebrew name. Sometimes girls named Blima burp, but not all of them do. Some Blimas don't burp in front of boys. Blimas are always classy.
That girl Blima who lives across the hall is kind of the shit.
by Pippins McG February 20, 2011
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Bama Blinder

When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her
Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business

Max: What do you mean?

Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
by Rick Rick August 1, 2006
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God's Blind Spot

It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.

This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"

Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."

2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"

Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."

3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"

Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
by Alex Davis January 13, 2008
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Blind touch

"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."
by Allaiyah June 24, 2004
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