the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
by K Charb December 29, 2007
Get the blind jerk mug.The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.
Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.
by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010
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It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.
by crazyboybg March 18, 2011
Get the Blind woman mug.Blima is a Hebrew name. Sometimes girls named Blima burp, but not all of them do. Some Blimas don't burp in front of boys. Blimas are always classy.
by Pippins McG February 20, 2011
Get the Blima mug.Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business
Max: What do you mean?
Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
Max: What do you mean?
Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
by Rick Rick August 1, 2006
Get the Bama Blinder mug.It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.
This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"
Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."
2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"
Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."
3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"
Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."
2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"
Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."
3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"
Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
by Alex Davis January 13, 2008
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