Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Krasnov Bonespursky

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".

Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?

by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025

Chiney-Bones

A close friend or a few close friends. Can also be used to describe a friend group of skinny girls.

Ashley: Chiney-bonesssss!

Layla: I missed u chiney bonessssssss!

by Ninilimited March 13, 2026

dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

by vantawhitechudcel May 17, 2025

Throw Bones

Fight.

Dawg you drank my last beer! Come out back, we're going to throw bones!

by Big Polla May 25, 2025

28 bones

When you have the sudden urge to break all of someone’s bones but then u don’t do it.

Mia: ”28 bones”
Vivian: “Poofina theodore pibb heimlic”

by v1v1th December 22, 2025

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge

A cinematic masterpiece, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge is the kind of movie where the archaeological "digs" are exclusively anatomical. The film follows a sweaty, fedora-wearing archaeologist as he navigates the Temple of Splooge, a subterranean den of iniquity where the traps aren't poisoned darts, but rather aggressive "fluid exchanges" and spends less time escaping rolling boulders and more time dealing with "boulders" of a much more sensitive nature. Whether he's navigating the "Chamber of Moans" or outrunning the legal department while trying to convince a cult of leather-clad zealots that his "sacred staff" belongs in a museum, Indy finds himself entangled in a series of high-stakes physical encounters that prioritize raw endurance over historical preservation.

"I went into the kitchen after the blender exploded and it looked like a deleted scene from Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge."

by Deadman7755 January 13, 2026