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maryland flames basketball

the sickest basketball team in maryland. They have placed in every AAU National championship. 3rd, 7th, 8th, and 9th out of 165 teams thats dam good. every wants to be on the team!
girl- wow look at that girl shes really good
girl 2 - yea she must play for the Maryland flames basketball team
girls 1 & 2 - i wish i could play on that team :(
by fregs December 17, 2006
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Basketball

When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger
She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.
by Waowwhatacharacter August 22, 2016
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Basket of Snakes

A toilet full of long thin turds.
"duuuuude, I just made the biggest basket of snakes!"

"I'm sick of these mutha fuckin' snakes in this mutha fuckin' basket!!!" - Samuel L. Jackson.
by Reggie and Ramone August 18, 2006
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baby in a basket

An Oriental baby placed in a basket to be eaten by tigers or white people.
When Matt Tisdale won the golf tournament,he said, "I'm a baby in a basket!"
by Dell PC April 26, 2006
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picnic basket

noun: a sexual activity where random objects are placed in a person's butt.
Bored with our usual routine, she asked to try something new. So I looked through her purse for fun objects for a picnic basket.
by The Original Wilvis July 5, 2008
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Wally In A Basket

There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.

When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
by lhalman September 21, 2008
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basketball

the best sport on earth for females
girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA
by Girl April 6, 2005
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