Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'

Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.

by SexMuffin October 30, 2004

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama December 7, 2007

Half Baked

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.

Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

baked potatoe

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out

lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe

by frenchwhore699669 December 31, 2009

Baed

The combined feeling of affirmation and guilt brought about when your partner compliments you just before you break up with them. The word is a portmanteau of the words 'bad' and 'bae'.

John felt baed that Jane had complimented his manhood just before he told her that he had cheated on her with Jenny.

by SwissKid June 21, 2015

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge October 15, 2008