baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.

Shoot your baby seed in there.

by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015

Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.

"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."

by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012

Baby Friday

Thursday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023

Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.

Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.

by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020

318 baby

Someone born in the 318 area of louisiana. (Shreveport, West Monroe, Ruston)

"Hey where was you born?"
"Ima 318 baby nigga!!"

by Metalhead_S10_copenhagen May 24, 2016