Really really gay, always watching memes because they have no friends, most likely on tik tok and a massive bender because she bums squirrels
“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”
by Chris peacock April 13, 2020
Get the flo barker mug.Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
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Get the ewan barker mug.1. Chari.
2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Chari
3. A Karaoke Barkeeper is not someone who sings, but one who interacts, encourages others to sing, bullies them to sing if they say no until they sing, hypes others up and carries the whole Karaoke call on their back.
4. #Chari4KaraokeBarkeeper
2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Chari
3. A Karaoke Barkeeper is not someone who sings, but one who interacts, encourages others to sing, bullies them to sing if they say no until they sing, hypes others up and carries the whole Karaoke call on their back.
4. #Chari4KaraokeBarkeeper
by scamia May 20, 2021
Get the Karaoke Barkeeper mug.i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
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