Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

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Oh My Apple

Also short for OMA - Oh My Apple. People usually say oh my god or oh my Jesus. But I say sometimes; Oh My Apple. It's a phrase used whenever there's a change in the situation regardless of the condition.

OH MY APPLE, It's a dire wolf.
Oh My Apple, That's so lit.

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) April 10, 2021

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I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

This term secretly means "I'm gonna go have sex"

Created by my retarded friend who asked when I said "I'm gonna go get apple juice." asked if it was a sex term.

Samantha: "Brb I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice."
*Samantha Is Now Offline*
Jenny: "Samantha is such a slut. She's probably gonna do it with a different guy"
Nick: "Ikr"

by Grand Master Poobah July 28, 2016

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