Open Anus Reverse Fart 

When you erect your anus towards the sky and open it with your fingers. Then you fart out and most likely your fart will be sucked back into your poop chute.

Mary walked up in front of the angry mob and performed and Open Anus Reverse Fart

Open Anus Reverse Fart by Elwoodthesheep October 26, 2010

demon anus 

A giant dark butthole, very much like a crater seeming to breathe fire out of the rectum

Lee Eddy has a demon anus

demon anus by doyle19 November 8, 2014

ravaging my anus, are you 

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.

"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"

ravaging my anus, are you by Professor McFaggins March 11, 2009

Jamaican Thunder Anus 

Describes an anus so full of dingle berries that every time the person walks, you can actually hear the berries clap. The sound is said to be reminiscent of ancient Jamaican Thunder dances from the old days.

Yo dat bitch got Jamaican Thunder Anus, Tony! Don't go for her!

Jamaican Thunder Anus by slimmyfeet May 12, 2014

America's anus 

San Francisco


Because of the reputation and high number of homosexuals. This term was said by comedian Dave Chappelle

Im going to America's anus next year.

America's anus by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009

burning anus

The overwhelming burning sensation you feel in your anus after taking a god almighty

shit which is often partially liquidus.

This is common after a night of heavy drinking or excessive consumption of food containing chilli.

"That hangover shit was spawned in hell by the devil himself"

"Burning anus ? I feel you bro"

burning anus by Tuckerlube April 1, 2014

ghost anus

when you wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like you have your dick in an anus but there is none there, it often smells after wards as if you did have butt sex.

Dude, last night I had a wicked case of ghost anus.

ghost anus by Takalakala November 13, 2010