I'm Elijah and eat butthole aids
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Get the Elijah mug.Elijah is a very quiet person, But in reality he had a bunch of girlfriends, but he can be a player, but when he met the girl of his life and first kiss he will never forget. He is very weird but only his true friends knows he cuts his wrists and smokes. You should get to know him and make him stop.
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Get the Elijah mug.Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure
Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.
Based off a true story*
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