Aliyan

A name that is a really dumb name. Is it Aliyan like, a-lion? Or a-lee-yan? Who knows, who cares.

"It says this applicant is named...Aliyan?"
"What? Is that a girl or a guy?"
"Fuck, I don't know."
"You know they secretly hate that name."
"Hah, yeah. Ok, but seriously we really need to schedule interviews."
"True. let me just run this CV in the shredder. Should we go to lunch first and then look through more after?"
"Yeah good idea, I'm hungry as hell."

by Pseudonym3005 February 9, 2022

Aliya

Literally who is gonna name their child that? You missed the third a and the h-
Its A-A-L-I-Y-A-H
Who ever named their child that has failed on their english class-

"Aliya is fucking weird-"

by LiChanNotFound February 11, 2022

Aliyah

shes so pretty

Aliyah is so finee

by sunflowerss March 6, 2022

alla

alla is a all time loser , anybody who encounters a alla in their life has to run far away. He is a ignorant little ass who likes to talk about having a big wee-wee but in reality has a mm short one. Don’t trust a alla!

“ Have you seen Alla’s wee-wee ? No ? Oh yeah because there is nothing to see ”

by real cool gal March 7, 2022

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

aliyahvoid

they are a amazing editor! I love their posts and edits !

omg have u seen aliyahvoids edit yet?!

no
you need to go check it out

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Allahzilla

A godzilla from MENA region who loves peace and justice. Much like ultramans, they fight monsters including other godzillas in order to save the humanity and the planet.

Godzillas are scared of Allahzillas and Ultramans.

by Shiine-1 April 4, 2022