Alaskan Oil Exchange

It is preformed by two men placing their anuses together. One of the men proceeds to poop forcing the poop from his anus into the other mans. The other man then poops the other mans poop onto his chest.

Gay dude 1: Would you like an Alaskan Oil Exchange?
Gay dude 2: Why yes. I love poop.

by Party Master 42069 July 31, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

by tbrmrg November 5, 2009

Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

Alaskan Snow Goggles

To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets

Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles

by gloKC4FANz October 18, 2008

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010