after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

after sesh

Said of that very moment, way after you hit plateau, when you are incapable to interact with the world and you are basically another piece of furniture of the room you have been dwelling for the last ten hours.

Skunky ataraxia induced by shit tons of narcotics

fuck this fucking field... there is no way you can possibly use the this substantive phrase in a fucking sentence without embarrassing yourself.
Try ket and then you'll feel it in your flesh

"after sesh" you happy? cunt

by i will yeah September 4, 2017

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

After-film

The waxy residue on the roof of your mouth after eating Captain Crunch.

Man, that Captain Crunch was so delicious. I wish it didn't leave so much after-film.

by Cerealgirl April 6, 2017

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017