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The African Mermaid!
by ####ladybits August 15, 2022
Get the African Mermaid mug.When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises
I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!
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The acts of sticking a dildo onto the end of a drill and spinning it at full speed inside of your vagina/Butthole
Gf: go get the drill i have an idea
bf:ok
gf: strap this dildo to it
bf:da fuck
gf:now spin that shit
bf:it’s an african drill!
bf:ok
gf: strap this dildo to it
bf:da fuck
gf:now spin that shit
bf:it’s an african drill!
by Pumpkindaddy May 5, 2023
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"Hey man , how can you be African???? You're White!!!", "That's because I'm European African, My Ancestors were from Europe, and I was born and raised in South-Africa"
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Get the European African mug.A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.
Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.
Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
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Get the Mother Africa mug.Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.
The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).
To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.
But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.
With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
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