by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Named after the famed war veteran who was involved in significant battles in both the Boer and Vietnam wars.
Named after the famed war veteran who was involved in significant battles in both the Boer and Vietnam wars.
After we smashed up her gaff Sharon's bloke went all Tim Climpy on us. He knocked our heads clean off and left us in pieces on the floor. It was like he got bigger with every hit.
by Refi April 30, 2021
Get the Tim Climpy mug.A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
by Adam RD October 20, 2006
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by always angry midget September 30, 2011
Get the Don't be a Tim mug.Arrogant @$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. >:(
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
EXAMPLE #1
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
by Professor Actual-Factual December 14, 2010
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