kill a puppy

To masturbate. Actually called kill a kitten.

Every time you masturbate, god kills a puppy.

by Skiff December 31, 2003

puppy chucking

The act of driving down a street at top speed, tossing puppies out the window of the moving vehicle.

Gary got locked up for "puppy chucking".

by Siljinn October 13, 2014

Peanut Puppy

The Act of Putting Peanut Butter on ones Sexual Organ And Having a Pet Dog Lick It Off.

Peanut Puppy

by sicksurfer1 October 23, 2010

puppy food

A food puppy's eat. Seriously people!

I have to feed the dogs puppy food

by KitKat_14 December 20, 2014

Skull Puppy

Skull puppy
noun

1.) A specialist, providing oral stimulation services to male genitalia for recompense (drugs, money, etc.).

2.) A promiscuous or immoral woman; one whose bony skeleton of the head is contracted out to a promiscuous or immoral man.

Phil, Uncle Mike asked to go with him to Santa Domingo so we can each get a skull puppy.

by Matt Rondeau 2 January 23, 2009

leg puppy

leg puppy is the creative art of one monkey that is a lady. leg puppy is a term of endearment... without true meaning.. when someone doesn't have anything good to say but wishes to be positive they thusly respond... "leg puppy loves you"

leg puppy loves you
leg puppy understands
leg puppy accepts you
tell leg puppy your problems

by michelle fox January 11, 2008

puppy eyes

When a girl is giving head and looks up at her dude

Guy 1: " oh man, morticia was so hott the other night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me puppy eyes"

by maccaronitoni November 11, 2014