Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general

Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''

by Tombul February 26, 2011

Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.

I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.

by The 2.0 February 17, 2009

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 8, 2010

Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.

Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob

by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016

uncharted noob

a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history

That uncharted noob guy is such a retard

by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020