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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.
“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
What a fucking maple monkey.”
by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017
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car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
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Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.
"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"
by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017
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Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch
by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022
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chotch monkey

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.
by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016
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