Ben

A stupid kid who thinks he’s Finn and pays his girl friend to like him

Ben is not funny

by Mrstealyourgirl26 June 17, 2019

Ben

One who puts poop on his hands and proceeds to lick it off of his hands sensually while on FaceTime with the boys

Ben licks poopy hands

by Ben Eats Poop March 20, 2019

Ben

A short but good looking character with a black fidget spinner. They will have a very sexy big toe and a long neck. Also, they will have under one hundred and fifty intstagram followers and are very good in bed.

Why does he only have 109 instagram followers?
Because he's Ben.

by Crs994 October 24, 2017

Ben

Trying desperately to acquire a relationship with one of your friend's Exes, but failing miserably in the end.

Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct

by Pizza King August 30, 2018

Ben

Pasty white nigga that thinks he gangsta even though he lives in a suburban white neighborhood next to an 80 year old women with twenty cats who hates japs because “pearl harbour you dick wad”. On his other side is a 40 year old Arab guy that probably did 9/11. Ben likes to sip Lean in his free time and he calls black people slaves on the internet because his self confidence is non existent. Ben likes to brag that his dad is a famous “nigga hunter” and gets paid to kill blacks.

Black Person 1: Ay Tyrone, you see that Cracker Ben just shot a nigga for his weed.
Black Person 2: Yeah my G, Duran, he thinks he black or something.
Black Person 3: Yeah tomorrow we go clap that nigga, yeah.

by Xx_Pu5sy!N1bBa_xX November 8, 2018

Ben

Usually a guy that gets his gf pregnant then leaves her for his sisters best friend

Man that kid Ben really is a weenie

by Mi pp itches November 28, 2018

Ben

Ben is not an intelligent person, he can just about count to 10, they are all cretins.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN

by MoistPaperPlates February 1, 2019