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zombie flu

You have the flu so bad you feel like the walking dead
I didn't have the regular flu, I had zombie flu
by SunnyDay April 9, 2014
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Swag Zombie

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.
Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.
by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011
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Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
by Doody Grese October 18, 2010
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Comfort Zombie

A person who has given up a real life full of risk, reward and personal growth for the comfort of 500 channels, a super-sized diet and a beige, velour recliner. They sadly believe that comfort, ease and the avoidance of pain are the most important things in life.
Nah, they're not interested in learning anything. They're just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
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Sugar Zombies

Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.
by Sugar Zombies October 12, 2013
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DCI Zombie

A BDCI Zombie/B is any individual who is unconditionally loyal to Drum Corps International and its founders and supporters(qv) and holds an unshakeable belief that the drum and bugle corps activity began at its founding in the early 1970s.

A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.

DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)
"She tried telling those DCI Zombies that we used to pull 40,000-plus fans every weekend all over the country back in the Golden Age, but they still thought that their 2,000-something was a good crowd."
by GeorgZnaeym August 20, 2006
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zombie check

The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:
This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!
"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"
by hex_ten January 28, 2006
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